I’ve smelt a skunk that went to Davy jones’ locker.

Lynn Gordon, 52 Fun Things to Do in the Car, revised. ed., Chronicle Books, 2009

Can you talk like pirates? Here are some phrases that may come in handy: Arrr! That be a fine cow by the road. Avast ye hearties! Me thinks me needs a rest stop. Shiver me timbers! I’ve smelt a skunk that went to Davy jones’ locker. What other expressions can you make up?

Lynn Gordon, 52 Fun Things to Do in the Car, revised. ed., Chronicle Books, 2009